Lazy Oaf Merry Fucking Xmas Greeting Card

Merry Fucking Xmas Greeting Card

$5.00
Lazy Oaf Merry Fucking Xmas Greeting Card, we wish you a merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year! Tidings to your loved ones, Merry Fucking Xmas is printed on the front of this joyous card that’s blank inside so you can write how they've disappointed you again this Christmas. A blank envelope is included to address yer failure. Merry fucking Xmas to all, and to all ya hate this fukkin' awesome Christmas card!
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Lazy Oaf Merry Fucking Xmas Greeting Card, we wish you a merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year! Tidings to your loved ones, Merry Fucking Xmas is printed on the front of this joyous card that’s blank inside so you can write how they've disappointed you again this Christmas. A blank envelope is included to address yer failure. Merry fucking Xmas to all, and to all ya hate this fukkin' awesome Christmas card!


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"15 x 15 cm card Blank inside Envelope included"
Our Doll is 5’7”

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Lazy Oaf Merry Fucking Xmas Greeting Card, we wish you a merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year! Tidings to your loved ones, Merry Fucking Xmas is printed on the front of this joyous card that’s blank inside so you can write how they've disappointed you again this Christmas. A blank envelope is included to address yer failure. Merry fucking Xmas to all, and to all ya hate this fukkin' awesome Christmas card!

Materials: Sustainable Materials
"15 x 15 cm card Blank inside Envelope included"
Our Doll is 5’7”

Size GuideMeasuring tape

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