Cow X Pasties

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CURRENT PROCESSING TIME

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Shipping Method	Cost		Delivery Time
Standard	$6.95	Free on orders over $75	3 to 9 biz days
Upgraded	$9.95		2 to 3 biz days
Overnight	$14.95		Arrives the next biz day (Orders placed before 1 PM ET)

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Size Guide

The size chart below is not specific to brand types but a general guideline for you to follow. When reading the description of a style, look for words like fitted, loose or baggy to get an understanding of how the style fits.

Women

Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	1X	2X	3X
bust (in)	29-30	31-32	33-34	35-36	37-38	39-40	41-42	43-46	46-49	49-52
waist (in)	21-22	23-24	25-26	27-28	29-30	31-32	33-34	36-39	39-42	42-45
hips (in)	31-32	33-34	35-36	37-38	39-40	41-42	43-44	45-48	48-51	51-54
bust (cm)	74-77	78-82	83-86	87-92	93-96	99-101	104-106	109-116	116-124	124-132
waist (cm)	54-57	58-61	62-66	67-71	73-76	78-81	83-86	92-99	99-107	107-114
hips (cm)	79-83	84-87	88-92	93-97	99-101	104-106	109-111	114-121	121-129	129-137

International

Shoes

US/CA/AU	UK	Europe	Japan	in	cm
5	3	35-36	22	8.5-8.8	22.1-22.3
6	4	36-37	23	8.9-9.1	22.6-23.1
7	5	37-38	23.5	9.3-9.4	23.6-23.8
8	6	38-39	24.5	9.5-9.7	24.1-24.6
9	7	39-40	25.5	9.9-10	25.1-25.4
10	8	40-41	26	10.2-10.3	25.9-26.1
11	9	41-42	27	10.5-10.7	26.6-27.1
12	10	42-43	28	10.9-11.1	27.6-28.1
13	11	43-44	29	11.3-11.5	28.7-29.2

Men

Size	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL
chest (in)	32-34	34-36	36-38	38-40	40-42	42-45
waist (in)	26-28	28-30	30-32	32-34	34-36	36-39

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Details

Pastease Cow X Pasties got milk bish? Got beef? You're a Grade A heaux in these sassy AF cow X pasties that are self-adhesive, skin safe N' easy AF to apply.

COW

Description

Pastease Cow X Pasties got milk bish? Got beef? You're a Grade A heaux in these sassy AF cow X pasties that are self-adhesive, skin safe N' easy AF to apply.

Details

COW

Size Guide

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